Showing posts with label pr0n. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pr0n. Show all posts

Monday, 19 November 2012

Strictly DO NOT WANT pr0n, srsly!

Like we reported last time, StrictlyComeFlexing pwner Markabba DO NOT WANT porn - not once, but four times! Stritcly haz pr0n insted!

Mark wasn't so prudish back in the day. As he says on his blog, when he worked as assistant Prowler at a ghey secks shop in Soho, London, Mark "got involved in scouting for models". Apart from some fashion and cover work, "the shoots would usually be to promote some risqué video release".

That's Markabba-speak for "We scouted guys for porn shoots...", as he clarified in the fanmail he sent us (red highlights) :D


Saturday, 17 November 2012

i can haz pr0n?

As fans of StrictlyComeFlexing know, owner Markabba has said no less than four five times that Strictly blog DO NOT WANT porn.

To be fair, those aren't Mark's exact words. What he actually said was: "i don't want to veer into porn" - "no porn [rule] stays!" - "We won't be veering into porn" - "We stop short of porn" - "There will be no porn".

So maybe we misunderstood him or something, coz the other day we found this on his blog :/ And, yeah, it's kinda soft as in sogging wet, but it does fit the definition :)

But as Pablo Francisco said: The reason they call it soft porn is coz it doesn't get you hard! So maybe that's why Mark thinks it doesn't count LOL.

Or wait, maybe it's not porn. Maybe it's pr0n.

In which case, Markabba hasn't contradicted himself at all :D